Question: Why did the TV show about little liars get such great ratings? Answer: Because the plot was pretty compelling.

Question: Why did the actor refuse to open his car door for anyone? Answer: He didn't want to let anyone Perez inside.

Question: Why did the lawyer refuse to argue about farm workers' rights? Answer: He didn't want to labor the point.

Question: Why did the tourist refuse to leave the Polish village? Answer: He said he'd finally found a place to settle — it was his Osiedle.

Question: Why did the student get kicked out of the Anglican church choir? Answer: He couldn't stop passing notes.

Question: Why did the Irish priest refuse to leave his parish? Answer: He was too attached to his flock — and his temple port.

Question: Why did the chicken refuse to leave the arts festival? Answer: She heard it was all about incubating new talent.

Question: Why did the Dutch painter refuse to finish his masterpiece? Answer: He said he couldn't handle the pressure — too many strokes.

Question: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? Answer: She wanted to tie the score.

Question: Why did the jeweler move to Kolkata? Answer: He heard there was a whole locality full of manik-talas — gem trays everywhere!

Question: Why did the economics professor break up with the thesaurus? Answer: She found out he had too many issues with commitment — and synonyms.

Question: Why did the firefighter bring a book to every emergency? Answer: He wanted to be well-read before things got too heated.

Question: Why did the playwright refuse to finish his story about royalty? Answer: He was afraid of the yellow press giving him a bad king review.

Question: Why did the mosquito do so well in astronomy class? Answer: It already knew all about Urano-taenia.

Question: Why did the geologist break up with her boyfriend? Answer: She felt no spark — he just took her for granite.

Question: Why did the soccer player bring string to the match? Answer: He wanted to tie the game.

Question: Why did the soccer defender refuse to share his bread? Answer: Because he was a full-back and never gave up a roll.

Question: Why did the Swiss pilot refuse to fly with a baby goat on board? Answer: He didn't want any kids in the cockpit.

Question: Why did the military cartographer get fired from the dating app? Answer: He kept drawing lines but couldn't commit to any boundaries.

Question: Why did the tiny moth refuse to leave the wetland? Answer: It was bogged down.

Question: Why did the tailor refuse to finish the blanket? Answer: He didn't want to get too wrapped up in his work.

Question: Why did the architect get emotional while designing the church? Answer: He kept getting choked up over the nave.

Question: Why did the movie director keep filming his mom and dad arguing? Answer: He wanted to capture their raw drama — it runs in the family.

Question: Why did the billboard go to acting school? Answer: It wanted a bigger part in the square.

Question: Why did the Italian midfielder refuse to play cards? Answer: He was tired of always being dealt with in the middle.

Question: Why did the pilot refuse to fly over the Baltic states? Answer: He didn't want to go on another Riga-marole.

Question: Why did the electric car break up with the gas truck? Answer: There was no spark between them — it had already taken the charge.

Question: Why did the gemologist refuse to leave Myanmar's ruby mines? Answer: He was too attached to the Shan stones to cut ties.

Question: Why did the tourist refuse to leave the Mexican valley? Answer: He said he was going through a really deep phase.

Question: Why did the Italian village break up with the city? Answer: It needed more space — it was tired of being a fraction of the relationship.

Question: Why did the baker work so hard during the holidays? Answer: He kneaded the dough.

Question: Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? Answer: He wanted to grow a power plant.

Question: Why did the belt get arrested? Answer: It was holding up a pair of pants.

Question: Why did the mountain climber break up with the valley? Answer: Their relationship had too many ups and downs.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: Because its days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: Its days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.

Question: Why did the calendar break up with the clock? Answer: It felt like their days were numbered.