1. #1

   Did you hear about the new book on anti-gravity? || It's impossible to put down.

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2. #2

   Why was the basketball court all wet? || People kept dribbling all over it.

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3. #3

   Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? || Because they're really good at it.

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4. #4

   How do you make a bandstand? || Take away all of the chairs.

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5. #5

   What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? || Frost-bitten.

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6. #6

   What is brown and sticky? || A stick.

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7. #7

   What do you call cheese that's not yours? || Nacho cheese.

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8. #8

   Why do bees hum? || Because they don't know the words.

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9. #9

   Question: Did you hear about the two satellites that got married? Answer: The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

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10. #10

    Did you hear that they invented a new type broom? || It's sweeping the nation.

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11. #11

    Why did the astronaut move to the suburbs? || He wanted more space.

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12. #12

    What did the beaver say to the tree? || It's been nice gnawing you.

    ★★★★☆4.005 votesFatherhood.gov
13. #13

    Hear about the guy that stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone? || It finally dawned on him.

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14. #14

    What did the ocean say to the shore? || Nothing. It just waved.

    ★★★★☆4.006 votesFatherhood.gov
15. #15

    If I asked you to choose your favorite feature, would you... || ...pick your nose?

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16. #16

    Why did the scarecrow win an award? || He was outstanding in his field.

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17. #17

    What's big and hairy and wears a bow tie? || Bigfoot at a fancy party.

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18. #18

    Did you hear about the circus fire? || It was in tents.

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19. #19

    What do you call a fake noodle? || An impasta!

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20. #20

    How do trees get on the internet? || They log on.

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21. #21

    Did you hear about the world's greatest watch thief? || He stole all the time.

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22. #22

    How many apples grow on an apple tree? || All of them.

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23. #23

    Question: Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jesus. JESUS WHO? Answer: Uhh you don’t know Jesus?

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24. #24

    Why did the pizza cutter get a speeding ticket? || Because he was rounding the corner too fast.

    ★★★★☆3.673 votesFatherhood.gov
25. #25

    Why did the ghost buy a box of bandages? || Because he had so many BOO BOOs.

    ★★★★☆3.676 votesFatherhood.gov

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